11 Things That Turn Guys Off During Sex
As hard as it may be to believe, there are many times when women do things in bed and guys find it disgusting, or at least a turnoff. What are they thinking? Who are these guys? And how often do they get laid for them to act like divas?
The thing is, it's normal to let things slide when we haven't been getting any, but as time passes and you continue to sleep with the same person over and over again, you discover things about their bedroom behavior that may be, well, not to your liking.
Read on to find out what you have in common, or rather don't, with the 100 guys I surveyed recently.
1- She grinds her teeth on your penis
If you like this, then you're a bigger man than most. Most guys cannot stand the feel of teeth grinding against the base of their penis, or worse, grinding against the head.
2- She yanks your testicles
It's one thing for her to cup the boys and even lick them. It's a whole other ball game, literally, when she starts pulling on them as though they're detachable. Annoying, to say the least.
3- She sticks her fingers in the wrong places
By wrong places, I mean your butt. Now don't get me wrong, some guys love the feel of having fingers, or even objects inserted into their anal cavities, but when there's no warning of what's about to occur, it can be a very disturbing feeling -- not to mention it can make the rest of the session feel very awkward.
4- She licks it like it's a lollipop
While most of us are thankful when a girl goes down at all, there is a wrong way and a right way to perform on a man. When a girl begins literally licking your penis without covering it with her mouth at any point, it can lead to frustration and ruin the sensation.
5- Keeps sucking when you're sensitive
She sucks the head of your penis, you almost hit the roof, tell her it's sensitive and for some reason, she doesn't listen and continues to suck on it like a madwoman. Usually, however, this happens after you've ejaculated, so you can tell her off without fear of not getting sex. Just kidding.
6- Stops doing something you're enjoying
You're saying things like "oh yeah," "right there," "this feels so good," "that's perfect," and what does she do? She stops what she's doing and starts doing something else. What the...?!?!?
7- She pinches your nipples excessively
It's one thing for her to kiss, lick and even gently suck your nipples, but when she starts trying to tune into Tokyo, the problems begin. Why would any woman think that pinching our nipple into numbness is a good idea? It's appalling.
8- Talks too nasty
It's one thing to have a woman talk dirty; we like that. It's a whole other story when she overuses words like "daddy, nasty, whore, f*ck," and a whole bunch of other derogatory words that I am too ashamed to mention. Just kidding, it's because we tend to associate women with softness, and although we fantasize about nasty girls, we don't want them to get too nasty.
9- She's insecure
It's one thing for a woman to be shy, but it really ruins the mood when all the lights have to be off, the covers have to be over both of you, and of course, she backs out of the room facing you. It's just wrong and if it turns you off, you're not alone.
10- She won't try new things
You want to get into some new positions; she's not having it. You want to role-play; she starts a fight accusing you of wanting her to be someone else. You want to ask her friend Donna to join the two of you in the bedroom; she thinks that you desire someone else. Okay, maybe the last one is pushing it a little bit, but it is tough spending time with someone who isn't on the same sexual wavelength as you.
11- She constantly queefs
It's one thing when she lets out a random vaginal fart, but when they are a constant in every sexual encounter, the noise can definitely have a negative effect on our morale. Even if it is partly our fault, no one likes the sounds of farts when they're trying to get off or get it on.
The thing is, it's normal to let things slide when we haven't been getting any, but as time passes and you continue to sleep with the same person over and over again, you discover things about their bedroom behavior that may be, well, not to your liking.
Read on to find out what you have in common, or rather don't, with the 100 guys I surveyed recently.
1- She grinds her teeth on your penis
If you like this, then you're a bigger man than most. Most guys cannot stand the feel of teeth grinding against the base of their penis, or worse, grinding against the head.
2- She yanks your testicles
It's one thing for her to cup the boys and even lick them. It's a whole other ball game, literally, when she starts pulling on them as though they're detachable. Annoying, to say the least.
3- She sticks her fingers in the wrong places
By wrong places, I mean your butt. Now don't get me wrong, some guys love the feel of having fingers, or even objects inserted into their anal cavities, but when there's no warning of what's about to occur, it can be a very disturbing feeling -- not to mention it can make the rest of the session feel very awkward.
4- She licks it like it's a lollipop
While most of us are thankful when a girl goes down at all, there is a wrong way and a right way to perform on a man. When a girl begins literally licking your penis without covering it with her mouth at any point, it can lead to frustration and ruin the sensation.
5- Keeps sucking when you're sensitive
She sucks the head of your penis, you almost hit the roof, tell her it's sensitive and for some reason, she doesn't listen and continues to suck on it like a madwoman. Usually, however, this happens after you've ejaculated, so you can tell her off without fear of not getting sex. Just kidding.
6- Stops doing something you're enjoying
You're saying things like "oh yeah," "right there," "this feels so good," "that's perfect," and what does she do? She stops what she's doing and starts doing something else. What the...?!?!?
7- She pinches your nipples excessively
It's one thing for her to kiss, lick and even gently suck your nipples, but when she starts trying to tune into Tokyo, the problems begin. Why would any woman think that pinching our nipple into numbness is a good idea? It's appalling.
8- Talks too nasty
It's one thing to have a woman talk dirty; we like that. It's a whole other story when she overuses words like "daddy, nasty, whore, f*ck," and a whole bunch of other derogatory words that I am too ashamed to mention. Just kidding, it's because we tend to associate women with softness, and although we fantasize about nasty girls, we don't want them to get too nasty.
9- She's insecure
It's one thing for a woman to be shy, but it really ruins the mood when all the lights have to be off, the covers have to be over both of you, and of course, she backs out of the room facing you. It's just wrong and if it turns you off, you're not alone.
10- She won't try new things
You want to get into some new positions; she's not having it. You want to role-play; she starts a fight accusing you of wanting her to be someone else. You want to ask her friend Donna to join the two of you in the bedroom; she thinks that you desire someone else. Okay, maybe the last one is pushing it a little bit, but it is tough spending time with someone who isn't on the same sexual wavelength as you.
11- She constantly queefs
It's one thing when she lets out a random vaginal fart, but when they are a constant in every sexual encounter, the noise can definitely have a negative effect on our morale. Even if it is partly our fault, no one likes the sounds of farts when they're trying to get off or get it on.
posted by Jorty at 4:20 AM
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